We at The Five 8 made this video a few weeks ago, when Trump first hinted that Indictment #3 was coming:
Music by Paul Simon, lyrics by Yours Truly; performed by me and Stephanie St. John; animation by Chunk, from a concept by Stephanie Koff, who also helped edit the lyrics. A true team effort.
With Donald Trump, we are ingrained,
Each time we watch him get arraigned:
He submits a not-guilty plea,
They don’t take him into custody.
No handcuffs, no mug shot, and no regret—
And yet:
This is his third indictment.Our expectations are so low,
We can’t get rid of him, we know.
Whenever Justice makes a move,
F-POTUS’ poll numbers improve—
And he’s a criminal! It is absurd.
This is his third
Indictment.If everything Trump touches dies,
What lives forever are his lies.
He’s done the country so much harm.
We have to hope the third time’s a charm.
I know how to keep America great.
Just wait:
This ain’t his last indictment.
You can also share it on Twitter—er, on X—here.
You and Stephanie St. John are the greatest.
Hilarious!