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I fully believe that Trump will flee the jurisdiction if it looks like he is really going to lose. At this point he still thinks he ca wriggle out. But Putin won't take him in, he is of no use to him. I'm betting on the UAE where he can engage in pitter patter with disgraced ex-King Juan Carlos about the mistresses they've had and the wealth they bilked from the rubes.

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He’s betting on a win, just like Vlad. He will stop at nothing…

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If not a win, then getting close enough to steal.

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Never doubt it, the states have been busy.

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Just one question left: How many of his potentially corrupt(ed) SS staff will go with him?

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Tony Ornato for sure, perhaps a few others. Might be cheaper than paying Blackwater mercenaries to protect him.

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He will be remanded to custody and held in confinement from general population. They will create separate housing for him. SS protection will be severely curtailed. It’s over.

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I hope you are right, but I dare not hope to much...

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Just pack the traitors in the Trump plane 🛫 Good riddance, America!

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And how many will turn?

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Damn, you speak for me. Couldn’t love this more. Wonder if the pissy press will even cover the pig without his lipstick.

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Pigs are not human animals but sweet, intelligent and badly abused farm animals.

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You are right, chump is neither sweet nor intelligent. But he does like to wallow in the mud.

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Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. 

Difficult standards for people to live up to. - Alfred A. Montapert 

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My three latest cats prove that what you say is true. We had dogs, pigs, chickens as well. A cut above humans mostly

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Glad to meet a kindred spirit 😻 If you can do anything, be kind ❤️

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Kindness is always something to aspire to, a challenge these days

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True. Non human animals don't sin. Trump does.

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Trump seemed discouraged, so I reminded him that I was praying for him.

“Don’t bother,” he said. - VP Pence 🙏🏻 #Thoughts’nPrayers

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I still thinks he eats a bullet. It's out of character but he's a coward.

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Not a chance.

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I guess in a way he really is draining the swamp. Let’s hope the orange clown and his entire entourage are placed in jail for a very long time. Butter is melting on the stove and I punch this in 🤡

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Im thinking suicide, with a poor me goodbye letter his peeps will buy. Nothing violent, sleeping pills, narcotics, etc.. Bloody would be too much for him… ???

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Narcissists don't suicide.

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Fan-damn-tastic. thump IS draining the swamp and taking it down with him. Will we ever see ‘THE END’ to this?

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287. That's my bet. LBs, and not Lincoln's Bible.

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From all the ramped up dogwhistling coming from the other side (absolute panic), you know this is bad.

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Back in the saddle again tonight Greg, excellent!! As for the coterie of connards, they’re all going to rat out the quivering orange jello mold of oleaginous sewage to save themselves... but will likely still find time to break big ones into little ones!

Looking forward to yours and LB’s return, some good Chunk animation, coupled with a touch of parody in song.

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Take your shoes off Mr. Trump. Stand RIGHT HERE.

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Screw popcorn! This is my state D.A. darlin'.. In honor of all those fine ( Rico no less) indictments issued to the PIG, I will roast my own pig in a hole atop an old mattress spring. And do a jig around the fire pit when he is doing time.

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I'm so glad you posted this, Bonnie. I have listened many times to Tom Waits sing about cooking up a box spring hog, and I never knew what it meant!

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Killing animals is not a good way to celebrate.

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Ever notice Trump has pig eyes? I can't seem to un-notice now.

And no one wants a porkchop from Trump!

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Indeed your right. Pig eyes to go with his piggy mouth!

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You're always good, Greg, but this is way fun.

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Five-8! Yaaaay!

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This is some serious stuff but this whole gang reminds me of a bumbling Mafia comedy movie. And also now every time I see another media shot of TFG doing his best Mussolini impression, I can't stop laughing. 😂 Unfortunately his devotees are serious; hopefully we get through this without more violence.

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I am getting a feeling he is losing his appeal. He looks like Mr.Big(Fearless Leader,,) from the cast of cartoon characters from Rocky & Bullwinkle from.

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We don’t have cable but were watching YouTube when we saw the live coverage of Fanni Willis. Coincidentally my husband was eating popcorn. It was a moment. So glad you’re back!

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What a moment!

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I especially enjoyed your description of Jenna Ellia. That's not to diminish all the other mouthwatering aspects of this invitation to enjoy popcorn, but she, of all people...well, suffice it to say, I have nothing good to say or even to think about her.

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