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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

I laughed my coffee out on Rapey McForehead! But seriously....what a despicable bunch of human filth.

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The reality is that Trump probably hired someone to push Ivana down the stairs.

Very convenient to evade testimony... and tax breaks. It all smells just like Trump.

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Aug 2, 2022·edited Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

Anymore, I don't spell out the acronym G.O.P in caps nor when speaking of it. In general, people pronounce acronyms rather than spell them out as in NATO, NASA, AIDS, COVID, AWOL, ad infinitum. So I've begun to do the same with the gop when referring to Republicans. It rhymes with slop or stop. Stop the gop! The gop of 2022 is fascist in nature.

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

Anybody know the Bedminster club rule for those who land on Ivana's grave? Ground under repair, or play it as it lies?

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founding

Hmmm.

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

With all of the GOP fuckery coming at us at such an alarming rate, it’s good to see a scorecard of misdeeds and misanthropy all in one place. Thank you Greg! On a somewhat lighter note, I misread “extremist libertarians” as “extremist librarians” then I said “wait, they’re coming after books too.” Extremist librarians after all!

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

This is PERFECT: "The GOP is a toxic burn pit of assholery."

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

It's sort of ironic, I guess, that my mantra and ever-present thoughts for the Republican Party are the same three words: “Fuck you, die.”

And since the news moves so fast, there's already one more thing to add. Trump had the opportunity to take out Ayman al-Zawahiri but didn't recognize his name. Jesus wept.

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As bad as all this is, and it's very bad, what I wonder about is what lesson these cretins are teaching as they go about defiling the country in front of their kids. Obviously, it's not honesty and integrity.

After reading this "round-up," Greg, I can see why you need to take a much-needed break. It was bad enough to read in succession; it must have been worse to have written it. Still, thank you for all you do for us.

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

I simultaneously laughed and vomited as I read this list. So much work to do.

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

STAND BY STAND BY STAND BY

Grand Moff Tarkin

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Aug 2, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

He couldn’t even dump her body on the 18th hole?! What a scumbag!

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I loved this! I would call them “fucking assholes” but that’s just me. I do not call them their former acronym either. I now refer to them as the Pro-Rape Party with PRP as the acronym standing for “perp”. There’s plenty of them in that party and they deserve all of the “tom fuckery” coming their way.

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Aug 3, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

Does the Death Star explode upon hearing the election results?

Coming soon to your town..................?

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Aug 3, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

I can’t get past that picture of the sad little grave on that sleazy golf course. I used to live across the street from the Fair Grounds Race Course in New Orleans, where two famous race horses are buried. Their graves are in the center of the track with monuments, and no one races or plays golf on top of or anywhere near them.

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Aug 3, 2022Liked by Greg Olear

Kansas voters choose to not

go down a rabbit hole.

Abortion rights remain.

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